The Seasons Tour is an ongoing concert tour by American rock band Thirty Seconds to Mars in support of their sixth studio album, It's the End of the World but It's a Beautiful Day. It was announced on November 9, 2023 just after frontman Jared Leto became the first person to legally climb the Empire State Building in New York City. It began on March 14, 2024 in Santiago, Chile at Lollapalooza and is set to conclude on July 19, 2025 in Porto, Portugal. The first non-festival show of the tour is in Krakow, Poland.
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