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Vänersborgs IF is a Swedish football club located in Vänersborg. The club was founded in 1906. The current men's football team head coach is Andy Kilner.
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Cyphoderia is a genus of marine cercozoa. It used to include Cyphoderia margaritacea, which is now considered a synonym for C. ampulla.
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Theo Maarten van Lint is a Dutch scholar of Armenian studies. He has been the Calouste Gulbenkian Professor of Armenian Studies at the University of Oxford and a professorial fellow of Pembroke College since 2002. In the past, he has also served as secretary of the International Association for Armenian Studies.
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