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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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Saint-Marc-sur-Couesnon is a former commune in the Ille-et-Vilaine department in Brittany in northwestern France. On 1 January 2019, it was merged into the new commune Rives-du-Couesnon.
"}{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
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La Devise is a commune in the department of Charente-Maritime, southwestern France. The municipality was established on 1 January 2018 by merger of the former communes of Vandré, Chervettes and Saint-Laurent-de-la-Barrière.
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}